Top 10 Worst Hit Songs 2007
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10 – Muskrat Love by the Captain & Tennille charted in 1976 and made it to #4
You must admit Captain & Tennille had a way with things back then. This song was a two time looser until they recorded it. That’s right they were not the first to record it but they were first to make it a hit.
9 – Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin charted in 1988 and was a #1hit
This is a perfect song for tuff economic times, with lines like “The land lord say your rent is late, He may have to litigate” it ’s a real toe tapper should you find yourself in the unemployment line.
8 – Honey by Bobby Goldsboro charted in 1968 and was a #1 hit
This was my personal pick for the worst hit song of all time. A song about a woman dieing of a fatal disease will never make it to my MP3 library.
7 – You Light Up My Life by Debby Boone charted in1977 and made it to #10
I can’t shake the idea that this song has been and will be played by every bad dance band at every wedding on earth till the end of time. I’m sure it is usually followed by the Alley Cat. (HINT: if you are ever at a wedding reception and the band leader says “lets do the alley cat” run don’t walk to the nearest exit.)
6 – Brand New Key by Melanie was a #1 hit in1971
The song was written in fifteen minutes according to Melanie. One line in that song always irritates my feminist nature. How any emerging free spirit of the 60’s could sing “Some people say, I done all right for a girl” is beyond me.
5 – Hey Jude by The Beatles charted in1968 and was a #1 hit
I always kind of liked this one. All those na na na na’a at the end.
4 – Lovin’ You by Minnie Riperton charted in 1975 and made it to #1
The shrieking in this song is worse than fingernails on a chalkboard. Too bad, it is otherwise a very pretty song.
3 – MacArthur Park by Richard Harris charted in 1968 and went all the way to #2
No I never understood why someone would leave a cake out in the rain or why it took so long to bake. If someone had written down the recipe there never would have been a problem in the first place and perhaps we would have been spared this song.
2 – Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus charted in 1992 and yes it was a #1hit
Now I loved Billy Ray in Doc. Hey anybody that champions the underprivileged is OK by me, even if it is only a television show. BUT (you knew that was coming didn’t you) country line dancing? Not for me thank you, reminds me too much of that Alley Cat thing.
1 – Tiptoe Thru The Tulips by Tiny Tim charted in 1968 and made it to #17
This is another fingernails on the chalkboard song, need I say more?
There you have it, this years top ten worst hits. If you will excuses me now I think I’ll listen to In the Mood by The Hen House 5 plus Two while I look for my copy of Grandma got run over by a Reindeer.
