Weird, Wacky, & Pretty Far Out There
A perfect description of the past few days. Here are a few highlights:
I have a new Psychiatrist. In her country women like me are paid cash tribute so we don’t put a curse their entire family. Her first question to me: “Why are you here?”
My new therapist called yesterday to set up our first visit. She sounded like she would rather be burning in hell then talking to me (no she is not the one I requested). My first question to her Tuesday afternoon will be: How did you get stuck with me?
Tuesday morning 9:00 am interview at social services: I was fully prepared for an hour of degradation and abuse. My roommate was along just in case. We were both pleasantly surprised, we apparently set off the interviewers gaydar. Not a bad thing, it just never happened before. A few laughs and a few interesting questions later the interview was complete. It appears I have been elevated to the category of Lipstick Lesbian in training.
Today, the lesbian vibe continues: We are babysitting a dear friends children this afternoon. Once snacks and refreshments were out of the way the 9 year old boy announces to my roommate; “You and Grandma Arlene (me) can’t get married you’re both girls!”
Just for the record I don’t have any sexuality, it’s lost and I’m not looking for it.
A maternal thing? While hurriedly preparing PB&J sandwiches for hungry impatient children I caught myself licking the PB&J off my finger instead of reaching for a kitchen towel. It was a reflex action for some reason, something I never recall doing before.
Photo tip of the day: Should you ever be overcome by the desire to photograph your own eye be sure to turn off the flash first.
Observation: The amount of food and beverage two children will consume in one afternoon is directly proportional to the amount of food you happen to have in the house.
The two little visitors have gone home, I have a splitting headache and Briana is about to arrive for another overnight. She asked if we could have hot dogs and mac & cheese for dinner. Hey, they are only kids once why not let them enjoy it when they are at Grandma’s house!
“I have a new Psychiatrist. In her country women like me are paid cash tribute so we don’t put a curse their entire family.”
Do you think we can get that going here?
“I have been elevated to the category of Lipstick Lesbian in training.”
Is this a good thing, or bad?
“just for the record I don’t have any sexuality, it’s lost and I’m not looking for it.”
I second that!
“Photo tip of the day: Should you ever be overcome by the desire to photograph your own eye be sure to turn off the flash first.”
Ok, you had me in the floor laughing over that one, thanks Sis, I needed a good laugh.
To answer your questions Sis:
I doubt it.
It depends on if I ever find my sexuality again.
I’m always good for a laugh.