The Mouse, The Mother-Ship & Me
I am usually a nocturnal creature. Most nights I can be found right here in front of my tired old computer listening to coast to coast AM. Last night was an exception. The past couple of days I have not been feeling well or should I say even worse than usual. I spent most of the day and night in bed.
3:30 AM I wander into the bathroom. Even when I am half asleep I still remember to check and be sure the seat is down before getting comfortable. The one time I didn’t one of the guys had left it up and I ended up with a cold wet ass, that was a rude awakening.. This should have been a routine non-event. A minute or two to pee, paperwork and back to bed. Nope, not a chance.
I thought I was only there a few seconds when I hear tiny little footsteps. A little gray mouse peeks around the corner at me and then scurried away. OK, so there is a mouse in the house, I looked up at the clock and it was 5:15 AM.
That woke me up in a hurry, where was I for an hour and three quarters? Sleeping on the toilet? Visiting with friends on the Mother Ship? What about the mouse, was it real, did I dream it?
Never a dull moment around here, even when I am asleep.

I don’t think I have fallen asleep on the toilet, although I have come close, so you beat me there Sis.
I have fallen in the toilet because the seat was up and I live alone. I cleaned the toilet one day and forgot to put the seat back down. In the middle of the night I had to go and half asleep I sat down and kept going down.
Kimberly
May 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
ha ha ha. This made me laugh for so many reasons.
super des
May 17, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I do have my moments don’t I.
Arlene
May 17, 2008 at 7:13 pm