After Midnight

As yet another holiday season unfolds before our eyes I wanted to do something a little different this year.

What better way to celebrate then with a song. Not just any song would do, with a little help (thank you Rollye) I located the lyrics and video to this gem:

I’ve got some presents for Santa
and he’s got a big one for me
While outside it snows
I take off all my clothes
and wait for Santa underneath my tree

He squeezes into my hot chimney
where it’s oh, so warm and tight
On the roof I hear his reindeer
I’m so very glad he came here
It’s only once a year
but..what a night

Santa Claus takes a pause
from his long night of delivering
His big ‘north pole’
can sure get cold
His jolly butt’s all shivering

I offer Santa my ‘cookies’
He loves to put them into his mouth
His long beard tickles
It gives me the giggles
He finishes his snack
and then flies South

Ooh! Santa! I love my present!
What else is in that big bag of yours?

Santa and I share a ciggie
and I help him back into his red suit
I know he has to go
He just says, “Ho Ho Ho”
I can’t help it; he’s so cute

I’ve got some presents for Santa
and he’s got a big one for me
While outside it snows
I take off all my clothes
and wait for Santa
I take off all my clothes
I’m waiting for Santa
underneath my tree

Merry Christmas to all

and to all a goodnight!